Random Fact: Cap’n Crunch’s Real Name
March 31, 2021 10:15AM PDT
I didn’t say these random facts would be important.
Did you know that Cap’n Crunch’s real name was Horatio Magellan Crunch?
YUP. The guy whose cereal is scraping the roof of your mouth is named Horatio.
From the Cap’n’s Wikipedia page:
“Horatio Magellan Crunch, captains a ship called the Guppy, and was born on Crunch Island, a magical island off the coast of Ohio and in the Sea of Milk—with talking trees, crazy creatures and a mountain (Mt. Crunchmore) made out of Cap’n Crunch cereal.”
If you watch a bunch of Cap’n Crunch commercials, by the way, check out more HERE. Cap’n sounds wasted.
One day, I may tell you the real name of McGruff the Crime Dog. Or, ya know…check Google.